Hugo Chavez is a Commie Bastard!!!
How dare he? Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, is at it again!
Damn that bastard!
This weekend, Venezuela said it will expand a program to provide cheap home heating fuel to poor Americans, helping low-income families in Vermont and Rhode Island, as well as four Indian tribes in Maine.
Is Chavez insane?
Why would they sell us their heating oil for less than market value when they could easily sell their heating oil at a premium and thereafter use the proceeds to buy military armaments?
Only a pinko-commie would do such a terrible thing!
It's official, Hugo Chavez is now a threat to the American way of life!
What is the American way of life, you may be asking? Simple.